How Not to get the Girl : a Step-by-Step Guide to Becoming the Ultimate Douchebag

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By now, you’ve probably come across dozens of articles telling how to behave on a date or to just be yourself without giving you any guidelines at all. While some of these tips can be helpful, they can also be useless if you don’t know at what point you should utilize them.

For example, some tactics only work in face-to-face situations, while others are exclusive to more specific places, like an online dating club.

So, instead of giving you shallow information and leaving you even more confused than you were when you started reading this, we wanted to show our readers exactly how not to behave if they want to score a chick.

Perhaps knowing what to avoid is simpler than trying to be something you’re not. With that in mind, read on to find out exactly what types of guys are a turn-down for girls.

Douchebag Supreme

First off, let’s take a look at a behavior that won’t only ruin your chances at a date, but might as well be the reason you have so few friends.

He’s called ‘the self-righteous guy’. This douchebag is never shy when it comes to judging others on their behavior, looks, music or food choices, religious and political views, etc. His judgmental attitude is commonly mixed with a bitter resentment towards the female gender, which he can’t help but express.

Next up is ‘the arguer’. A guy who turns every normal conversation into a battle makes his date build up her defenses instead of having a relaxing and fun night out. His constant arguing shows very little self-esteem, which is a big turn-down for women.

Following closely behind is ‘the cheap guy’. This man’s dictionary is filled with words like ‘saving’ and ‘budget’, and he will make sure he mentions them even on the first date. When a chick sees what she’s dealing with, she’ll run away from a lifetime of cheapness.

The Definite ‘No’

The last thing you want to be on a date is ‘the arrogant guy’. This kind of behavior commonly involves promoting yourself and the fact that you’re better than others, even the girl you’re dating, and ultimately feeling free to check out other women because, well, it’s your God-given right.

Needless to say, making statements like these is what leads a date to a premature ending in 99% of the cases. Unless, of course, you run into the only gold digger around which doesn’t care what you say, do or look like as long as you buy her expensive and shiny things – sounds much like a bird, doesn’t it?

Not all of these behaviors are necessary deal-breakers, but you can be sure you’ll have better chances of dating if you avoid being one of the guys above. Women (and all other people) in general don’t like hanging around douchebags, let alone be in a relationship with one. It’s pretty self-explanatory if you think about it, really.… Read More