Police have charged a particular person with indecently assaulting a teacher outdoors Flaxmere Primary School on Wednesday.

Best known as director of Whale Rider and North Country, ‘our’ Niki Caro directed this year’s McFarland, USA (not but released in New Zealand). It is 57 on Box Workplace Mojo’s 2015 Box Office Results, has grossed practically $45m and is one of only five girls-directed films this higher on the list. The other folks are Fifty Shades of Grey (16) Pitch Ideal two (12) The Intern (57) and Jupiter Ascending (54). That’s pretty remarkable.

When I was in college I dated this …